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But your dad is RIGHT THERE….!

There was one part in the movie “Crooklyn” that I didn’t understand until i became a mother of multiples. Alfre Woodard’s character belted to her husband “I CAN’T EVEN TAKE A PISS…WITHOUT SIX PEOPLE HANGING OFF MY TITS!!!” I get it now!!!!

My children follow me EVERYWHERE. If i go to the bathroom…suddenly they have to go. Mind you they are up at least 2 hours before me on Sundays (he lets me sleep in…thanks babe) I literally tip toe to the bathroom. But i SWEAR the dog signals them. Mommy wants to shower…now is a good time to want a sandwich…somebody wants a sandwich!!! Mommy is on the sofa. My twins will walk right past their father to ask me for a juice box. Literally look at him. Think about it. Then walk to me to get them juice! Did i ask for help yet? 

I remember doing that to my mother. This is me apologizing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ im sorry i didnt let you pop a squat in peace. Please remove the juju from my children so I can go peacefully…please? 

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4 thoughts on “But your dad is RIGHT THERE….!

  1. Haha! Hers is when she’s in the bath mainly! Knocks on the door til she gets out and opens it and she goes in and starts talking to her and asking questions, while I’m chilling on the sofa lmao it’s not until her mum goes ask your dad when she comes and tells me lol bless her ๐Ÿ˜‚

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